Sunday, January 29, 2012

Needles are the most hardcore brushes

Posted by: Kate

In our latest expression of bad-assery, Dave and I spent the afternoon tattooing some oranges under the tutelage of Joshua Carlton.


The results were pretty awesome. We could totally be the resident bic pen and electric shaver tattoo artists in a federal prison. We've pretty much nailed the shaky line work and speckling.


Maybe next time we'll tattoo a tear for every person these oranges have murdered in the joint.

10 comments:

  1. Black latex gloves really pull the badass look together.

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  2. If you two were really "badass," you'd practice on each other - maybe some nice Maori face tattoos. Yeah, that'd be really badass.

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  3. Shhh. I tattooed Kate after she fell asleep last night with a picture of Charles Bronson's face of her lower back.

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  4. Pfft... my girlfriend has a Steven Seagal stamp.

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  5. haha, Actually Innis, you and I are getting drunken sleeves together so when we show up to the PSA we won't look like wussy artists anymore. You have the choices of a giant dragon, a naked mermaid, or a Harley....or a half-woman half-dragon half-fish creature riding a motorcycle.

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  6. You should be impressed by my restraint - or at least Kate should. You've opened yourself up to several jokes which I would taunt you with if it didn't mean involving Kate in the rumble.

    As for ink, I want Vitruvian Man... on a Harley.

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  7. That's why I married Kate, to protect me from my own stupidity. She really has her work cut out for her.

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  8. Those needles might hurt. Try using brushes, it might be fun tattooing. =)

    xo,
    Grace | employment posters

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  9. I imagine Kate wasn't thinking about protecting you from your own stupidity when she married you. I imagine her more as a "first responder," hoping to be there for each of your missteps so she can be the first to get in a good laugh.

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